Pull up a seat, grab a coaster and let Todd Brommelkamp pour you a double shot of words with a punctuation chaser. Consider this the equivalent of giving your mind a stiff drink. Just remember this blog, like most things in life, is best enjoyed in moderation.
Never one to turn down a good time, Todd will hang out with anyone (even a pair of cardboard cutouts) as long as the drinks keep coming. Just don't tell him these guys aren't real because it would break his bacon-clogged little heart.